Why you should not read this blog

 

I bet you’re procrastinating. Actually, I know you’re procrastinating. Why else would you be reading this blog?

See, if you really had absolutely nothing to do, you’d probably be somewhere out there in the “real world” instead of sitting  around with your nose pressed to your computer screen. You’d be clubbing in Lan Kwai Fong, frolicking in the sunshine, snogging good looking people, volunteering at the local charity, whatever.

But noooooooooooooo, here you are reading this blog that no one else reads.

Chances are, you’ve voluntarily  chained yourself to your desk at your  dorm/ workplace/ the library, hoping that if you sit in front of the computer long enough, you’d finally get round to doing that Very Very Very Important thing that you should be doing.

(Don’t even try to deny it. I’m in the middle of the exam season here at HKU, and here I am blogging, so I know EXACTLY what I am talking about.)

Anyway, so that Very Very Very Important thing that you should be doing is probably looming over you like a big yellow monster with crazy hair and lots of sharp teeth. But you’re kinda disregarding it for the moment, because  it’s holding a little blue fish and is kinda cute, and you think that you’ll totally be able to handle it later.

At the last minute. =,=’’’

 

But time always passes a lot faster when you’re doing pointless, useless &*%$ like reading blogs like this one. And before you know it, that Very Very Very Important thing that you should be doing has snuck up on you!

And it grabs hold of you! And stuffs you in its mouth! And chomps away! Rawr Rawr RAWRRRR!!!

So you die.

And there is blood everywhere.

Splat. Splat.

But no, that’s not the end of the story for you. You don’t just die. Cause the Very Very Very Important thing that you should be doing has a digestive system!!!

And your life literally turns to shit. And all your friends run away cause you smell kinda bad.

All because you were reading blogs.

The End.